Lazy Suburbanite

This evening I was walking out of the typical big suburban office complex in which I spend most of my days, when I heard a faint rumbling noise behind me. I knew exactly what it was -- one of those suitcases on wheels. But why would anyone bring a suitcase to work? O yeah, then I remembered, if you're super lazy, you can get a briefcase or laptop case on wheels. My question, how lazy do you have to be to drag your briefcase on it's two-inch diameter wheels through a parking lot covered in dirty, icy, sandy snow in suburban Minneapolis? Seriously people, have another doughnut.